My new job...

3 weeks down...an eternity to go...

The new job is going well. Most of the people are nice. There is one person there that reminds me of all of the crazy people at my old job rolled into one and hyped up on crack. She gets on my nerves, but she doesn't get sarcasm, so that helps me through the day! Today, she actually was showing me how to print a document...oh yes, how to fucking print! I think that she thinks that this is my first job...later on in the day she asked me if I knew what a mortgage was?! ARUGH! I told her that they explained that to me when I bought a house!

So not only are my new co-workers a little off, so are the customers...

Today a very, very, very old guy asked me why a pretty young thing like me wasn't married!? Nice! Grande said he was going to buy me a rape horn and some mace...

There are other hilarious stories about the people that come into my work, but then I would give away where I work, and that just seems like cheating...so those stories will have to wait until some other time...