So I have a huge fear of spiders...they give me the creeps. They make me itchy and jumpy...
I am sure you all know where this story is going...
Today I went into the basement to restart the stupid router...after unplugging the router, waiting for 10 seconds and plugging it back in, I turned to leave the cat litter room in the basement and across the room on the wall was the biggest spider I have ever seen in my entire life.
Seriously I am not going to try and give a size of the spider, but it really looks like one of the spiders you see on the shows about Australia (they have some big fucking spiders down there!). This one is all black and furry and fat...with giant spider legs. I am so itchy right now it is not even funny...I have checked myself in the mirror twice now........
Damn the dryer is buzzing, my laundry is done....I can't go back down there...
I left the spider roaming free...I was afraid to get too close to it. It might jump at me...Grande said that it won't, but hell no, I just can't go down there, ever again...okay at least until it is smashed up into little spider bites.
Maybe then I can go down.
To prove the existence of the giant spider I may try to get a picture of it...
Okay I have to go and hide on the couch for the next two hours until Grande gets home.
2 comments:
From what I have heard, a spider is far from the worst thing to be discovered in that basement.
Hey j-dub, you didn't see the picture of the spider, I would have hid too! Actually, I would have left the house all together in a screaming furry!
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